The Three Little Kittens (who lost their mittens)
Actually they were skunks and what really happened goes like this:
The three little skunks
They lost their trunks
And they began to cry,
Oh mother dear, wife of father.
Please don’t let us be a bother,
But we have lost our trunks.
Lost your trunks,
You smelly skunks
Then you shall have no pie.
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
No luck, so you will have to cry
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
The three little skunks
They found their trunks
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear, really by gosh
They will need a good wash
But we have found our trunks.
Then put on your trunks,
You smelly skunks
And you shall have some pie
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
Oh give us some ere we die.
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
The three little skunks
Put on their trunks
And gobbled down the pie
Oh, mother look,
Who was the cook?
For we have soiled our trunks.
Soiled your trunks,
You smelly skunks
Now hang them up to dry
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
But they simply left them lie.
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
The three little skunks
Finally washed their trunks,
Washed your trunks?
Oh, you are good skunks
But I smell a hunter close by
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
And I think it is for you to die
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
No, mama dear,
Do not fear
For we have washed our trunks
And hung them up to dry
Oh mother of ours,
How many hours
Before we have some pie?
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U
The three little skunks
Now dressed in clean trunks
Got endorsements from Nike
Which now we like-y,
We now lie in bed,
As if dead
And no longer stinkee
Pee-U, Pee-U, Pee-U!